vancityreynolds

vancityreynolds

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I can't feel your legs.

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vancityreynolds4 days ago

I own nothing in this photo. Except that gin company. @aviationgin

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vancityreynolds6 days ago

One of the best parts of playing the Big Red Jackass is welcoming @makeawishamerica and @childrenswishfoundation onto set. Deadpool kicked Cancer in the taint, but these kids do it for real every day. These foundations make dreams come true for a lot of of super-brave kids. They also make dreams come true for parents, who just wanna see their kid smile. HUGE thanks to our Prop Master, Dan Sissons, for making sure every kid left with his/her own sword. (Bamboo versions. Not stabby-stabby versions.) 🇨🇦⚔️

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vancityreynolds11 days ago

Ten minutes in to writing an email to my mom, when I realized there was no phone in my hand.

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vancityreynolds11 days ago

I baked this cake for my wife. The icing is glue, ‘cause I’m not a scientist.

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vancityreynolds13 days ago

Happy Birthday, Bright Eye. You don’t taste a day over 40.

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vancityreynolds18 days ago

A little hit of PCP. “PremiumCableProvider #Cable

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vancityreynolds19 days ago

Take your passion. And make it happen. #Deadpool

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vancityreynoldsa month ago

Happy Birthday to the one and only @bettymwhite ! Cheers to another year of ‘Tinis and Weenies! 🍸🌭

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vancityreynoldsa month ago

A perfect day with @piaget. Thank you @chabinouri for hosting — and a very special thanks to three glasses of gin, for making jet lag taste like candy. #SIHH

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vancityreynoldsa month ago

May 18. #MaximumEffort

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vancityreynolds2 months ago

Happy New Year, everybody! The point is, I used to style my hair with a blowtorch.

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vancityreynolds2 months ago

Daughter: Santa comes down the chimney? Me: Yup. Daughter: You left the fire burning all night. Me: Yup. (Silence. Slight breeze. A crow circles in the distance.)

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vancityreynolds2 months ago

Apparently you can’t actually blow the Matterhorn.

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vancityreynolds2 months ago

Some might call this creation a masterpiece, but to me it’s just well hung art to be shared with the world.

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vancityreynolds3 months ago

My Mom had the best time in the #Deadpool tattoo booth at Brazil Comic Con. #ccxp2017

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vancityreynolds3 months ago

I combined all four to create a beautiful lower back piece. 🇧🇷

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vancityreynolds3 months ago

Surgeon General’s guide to amateur living. We are a go for Monday!

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vancityreynolds3 months ago

I may have three older brothers, but only one Jeff. You were the first friend I ever had. If there was ever a fire and I had to choose a family member to save, obviously it’d be me. But if I had time to save one more... and I knew it was safe to re-enter the burning building, you can be damn sure I’d call the fire department. They’re experts in the field and have top quality safety gear. Not to mention experience in these matters. I love you. Happy Birthday.🎂

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vancityreynolds3 months ago

Any landing is a good lan— 📷: @blakelively #Ireland ☘️ 🇮🇪

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vancityreynolds3 months ago

#BeKindToElephants🐘 You just might meet one. @dswt @theellenshow

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